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Talents Required For Odd Jobs And Pretending To Be Jewish In New York | December 30, 2009

I wanna be a Dolphin Toucher when I grow up…..

We have to walk all day tomorrow, I’m having sex in 3 weeks!!

So what your telling me is the dudes a Sword Fighter??

I always get mistaken for the Jewish…..

You know what Pirates do on Christmas?…Steel mini kid’s presents…..

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