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Being SO Drunk That Your Sober Enough To Drunk Drive….. | January 4, 2010

Im pretty sure I don’t like drinking….I’m just awesome at it!

So our options at 30 are: getting married…having kids…or killing ourselves?

Are you sober enough to drunk drive?

So now every time I piss, I wanna play a game…

Did you do your beer?

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